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THE BOOK OF ZELPH WRITTEN BY ZELPH, THE WHITE LAMANITE
CHAPTERS
Zelph and Tiger Lilly are married, Melph is conceived. Zelph leads the warriors of the Chief Onandagus tribe onto the battlefield against the Nephites. They march to the land Northward to prepare for battle. Zelph lets his men travel to town so they can have sex on their last night before a suicide mission. His men don't return, go AWOL. Zelph is demoted to a foot soldier under Mighty Curelom. [Between 360 and 361 A.D.]
A series of battles takes place. Lamanites defeated and attacked by Nephites. Zelph demonstrates his great warrior skills by rallying the Lamanites and taking Desolation. Lamanites rape and pillage Desolation. Nephites regroup and push the Lamanites back to their lands. Zelph suspects there is no weapon of mass destruction. Becomes disillusioned with war, promises to fight no more. [Between 361 and 364 A.D.]
Zelph and his family move out of the village, build a casino. Lamanites begin losing public support for the war. Strange circles and messages begin appearing in the Lamanite crops. The Lamanites see it as a sign that the Nephites have powers beyond this world, public support for war grow again. War commences. The Lamanites are defeated -- again. Zelph's casino burned down by Nephite terrorists. Zelph meets an Anti-Nephite Lamanite mob in the wilderness. The Lamanite leaders use propaganda to gain public support for yet another war. [Between 365 and 374 A.D.]
Zelph plans guerilla tactics to take out Nephite front lines. Doesn't trust the regular lazy Lamanites, and uses an angry mob of Anti-Nephite Lamanites. Zelph's plan succeeds. The Lamanite army overruns the Nephites at Desolation with huge numbers, push them all the way back to Jordan. Zelph torches the captured Nephite cities as revenge for his torched casino. Zelph hailed as a war hero by the Lamanite army because of his superior war tactics. The raping and pillaging of captured Nephite lands takes many years, Melph joins his father in battle. [Between 375-380 A.D.]
Howling Coyote attacks Zelph in his teepee. Zelph learns of a conspiracy against him. The Nephite war was manufactured by the Lamanite military industrial complex. Onandagus conspired to make Zelph part of the final solution so he could take his wife, Tiger Lilly. Howling Coyote smitten down by Zelph. Zelph and Melph leave the battlefield. Kicking Deer is in charge of the Lamanite forces. [About 380 A.D.] Zelph and Melph meet the Three Nephites, learn of their immortality. Zelph challenges the Three Nephites to a contest between their magic undergarments and his magic loin cloth. [About 380 A.D.] |
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