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The whores begat many children, and their children begat many children. Yi Ping doth predict many great and wonderful things before passing on to the next life. Talks about the greatness of her posterity. Teaches the importance of open marriage and swinging to future generations. [Between 548 and 540 B.C.]

1. And some years have passed since the Nephites and Lamanites commenced having wars and contentions one with another. And because the Lamanites do contend with one another, they did begin dividing themselves into warring factions. And we do hope for peace to return, but we fear that we shall not live to behold it.

2. And I, Yi Ping, am an old woman, as are my daughters. And we did begat many children, but yea, we are exceedingly past our prime, and even exceedingly beyond our child bearing ages. And our children have borne children of their own, and even their children have borne children, and we do have many great-grand children. And we do expect to soon join the great spirit in the sky.

3. And Laban the younger, even the Laban the younger who did lead us to this great land, and who did die in that epic duel with Nephi, even long ago, atop the tower, did entrust us with his plates. And we do leave these plates to our posterity, even do we leave it to the village, for they are the records of the founding fathers of this village, and they belong to the people, for their must be free speech amongst the Lamanites.

4. And before we do go off to the great spirit in the sky, we doth wish to write a few more things upon these plates. For many shall say: Gold plates! gold plates! There already have been gold plates, and there cannot be any more gold plates. But behold, doth ye believe the book that was translated from these gold plates?

5. And I would cite thy minds forward to the time that the first gold plates were translated, and they will be the record of the Nephites, and it doth take at least two witnesses for something to be true, wherefore, these gold plates shall act as the second witness to the truthfulness of this history.

6. And many of my children and grandchildren and great grandchildren do come unto me and do ask me for my wisdom, and I do share it with them. And many in the village doth thinketh of me as a wise woman, even doth they think of mine daughters as wise women. 

7. And we did birth many of the Lamanites, for the Lamanites do now number in the thousands, and many of them doth trace their geneology back to us, and we doth never imagined when we did first meet Laman and Lemuel that we would have posterity that would number like the stars in the sky, for we did populate a village, yea, even a nation of people.

8. And behold, I thus give words of wisdom to future generations who shall read this record, for ye must take wisdom from me. Behold, it shall come to pass that many women in the future shall think it best for men to be faithful only unto them, but behold this be but a myth, for I did find much pleasure in giving pleasure unto men, and their wives and girlfriends did find much pleasure in seeing them get pleasure, and it be much better to have open marriage and open relationships so as all can find pleasure from others, for variety shall be the spice of life.

9. And if ye thinkest these things shall not be easy, yea, ye must to fake it until you make it.

10. But now I am old, and I fear the Lamanites shall remember not my counsel, for the husbands do love their wives, and the wives their husbands, even do they have much jealousy, and let not their husbands and wives know others. For this is the new style for the younger generation of mine people. And they forget not the teachings of their elders, even me and mine daughters, and Lemuel and his sons. And I desire future generations to learn wisdom from these plates.

11. Wherefore, I Yi Ping doth close my remarks, for soon I shall join the great spirit in the sky, and I say women let thy husbands be free, and girlfriends, let thy boyfriends be free. For it is an ancient Asian proverb: If thou lovest something, thou should lettest it to be free. And I now bid thee, adieu.

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