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THE BOOK OF PHIL WRITTEN BY PHILIPPIANS HIS LIFE AMONGST THE LAMANITES CHAPTER 1 Phil desires to learn more of Onandagus's culture. Travels to their village. Meets the father of Onandagus, ironically named Nephi, who is the chief, and wiseman of the tribe. Nephi doesn't want Phil to live amongst them for fear that other Lamanite tribes will seek him out in their village. Phil shows Nephi the plates and poems. Nephi lets him stay if he reads the poems and scrolls to him. Phil meets another Nephite dwelling amongst the Lamanite tribe of Nephi, a woman named Fister. [About 323 A.D.]
Phil goes on a buffalo hunt with the tribal hunters. Kills many buffalo with his steel sword and chariot, saves many Chief Nephi-Lamanite hunters from the angry buffalo. Nephi names him official tribal teacher, and assigns him to teach the Chief Nephi-Lamanites tribe lessons from the plates and scrolls. Phil has sex with Fister. [About 323 A.D.]
The Chief Nephi-Lamanites are threatened by a violent neighboring tribe called the Zutites. The Lamanite tribe of Nephi don't have good weapons for defense, so Phil remembers where the Lamanites of old buried a bunch of swords, travels to find them, digs them up and brings them back to the Chief Nephi-Lamanite tribe. They use the swords to slaughter the invading Zutite warriors. [About 323 A.D.]
Phil is officially adopted as a member of the Chief Nephi-Lamanite tribe. Goes through initiation ceremony in the secret tree fort of the enchanted forest. Learns the secret tribal handshakes. Receives the secret tribal loin cloth, and a new name -- Dances with Cureloms; has a threesome with Fister and Felcher. [About 324 A.D.] |
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