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CHAPTER 7

Laban the younger dreams of a magical tree with white fruit, his stiff rod, a naked woman, the big breasted girl from the streets, and lesbians. He claims this to be a vision of his prophecy being fulfilled. Nephi calls Laban the younger to repentance for his wicked dream, schedules a meeting with Lehi so Laban can confess his sins and begin the repentance process. [Between 600 and 592 B.C.]

1. And it came to pass that I did lie down in my bed and I did fall asleep.

2. And that night I had a dream, or in other words, I beheld a vision. And in the dream I saw a woman standing before me. And she was wearing nothing and I beheld her nakedness, yea, even her exceedingly beautiful nakedness. And she was white and delightsome.

3. And it came to pass that she spake unto me, and bade me to follow her.

4. And it came to pass that after we had walked for the space of many hours, I beheld a large and spacious field.

5. And it came to pass that I beheld a tree, whose fruit was desirable to make one happy, yea, even happy and gay.

6. And it came to pass that I did go forth and partake of the fruit thereof; and I beheld that it was most sweet, above all that I ever before tasted. Yea, and I beheld that the fruit thereof was white, to exceed all the whiteness that I had ever seen.

7. And as I partook of the fruit thereof it filled me with exceedingly great joy; wherefore, I began to be desirous that my friend Nephi should partake of it also; for I knew that it was desirable above all other fruit.

8. And as I cast my eyes round about, that perhaps I might discover Nephi also, I beheld a river of water; and it ran along, and it was near the tree of which I was partaking the fruit.

9. And I looked to behold from whence it came; and I saw the head thereof a little way off; and at the head thereof I beheld the girl from the streets, even the girl who was heavy on top and light on the bottom, even the girl with the large chest who walked by me and Nephi and callest me a pig and a dog. And she stood as if she knew not whither she should go. And it came to pass that I beckoned unto her; and I also did say unto her with a loud voice that she should come unto me, and partake of the fruit, which was desirable above all other fruit.

10.  And I also beheld a straight and narrow path, which came to the tree by which I stood; and it also led by the head of the fountain, unto a large and spacious field, as if it had been a world.

11. And I saw a multitude of naked women, many of whom were pressing against one another, and loving one another, and cleaving to one another, yea, without the aid of a man. And they were on one another, and committing whoredoms. And they did desire to come unto me and eat of the fruit

12. And it came to pass that they did come forth, and commence in the path which led to the tree.

13. And when I beheld the naked women who lusted one after another, yea, my schlong did grow long and hard, even did it become a stiff rod. And my rod of great stiffness did extend along the straight and narrow path.

14. And it came to pass that there arose a mist of darkness; yea, even an exceedingly great mist of darkness, insomuch that the naked women who had commenced in the path did begin to lose their way.

15. And it came to pass that I beheld the naked women who were losing their way, and they beheld my stiff rod, and came forth and caught hold of the end of it; and they did press forward through the mist of darkness, clinging to my stiff rod. And they did wax strong and did sweat much, and their sweat did glisten on their naked bodies, even until they did come forth and partake of the fruit of the tree. And I did watch them eat the fruit, and they did giggle much and did play with one another.

16. And I did look back, for I did feel another climbing up my stiff rod. And it was the girl with the large chest, for she too much desired to eat the fruit. And she did walk upon the straight and narrow path and did hold fast to my rod. And as she walked toward me she did remove her clothes slowly, and she gazed upon me with lust in her eyes, for she desired to seduce me.

17. And when she came to the end of the path, and came upon me, yea, she did not go to the tree, but instead she continued holding to my rod, yea, even my stiff rod. And she desired my seed. And inasmuch as she lusted after my seed, yea, a dark mist came upon us. And the darkness enveloped us, and we could see not. And the naked beauties were exceedingly scared.

18. And I spake unto the girl with the large chest saying: Yea, touch these stones and prepare them that they may shine forth in darkness.

19. And the girl with the large chest stretched forth her hand and touched my stones one by one with her finger. And my stones shone brightly and did light up the whole field. And the naked beauties did rejoice, and did laugh, and did embrace one another.

20. And the girl with the large chest beheld me with lust in her eyes, and she was desirous to fornicate me, yea, even to lie with me, for she spake unto me that she desired these things.

21. And after she spake these things unto me, I stood firm, and cast my eyes round about, and beheld, on the other side of the river of water, a huge ship, or rather, a great and spacious building; and it stood as it were in the air, high above the earth. And I beheld the building was a church.

22. And Nephi and Lehi were standing upon the church; and they did look upon me, and upon the girl with the large chest, and the naked beauties, and they beheld my glowing seed sack, yea, even my glowing stones. And they beheld that my stones did shine even greater than the sun. And they had exceeding anger in their eyes. And they cursed me for my wickedness, and they did desire to kill me.

23. And when the girl with the large chest witnessed Nephi and Lehi watching and cursing, yea, she did smile a smile, and did invite them to watch us fornicate. And Nephi and Lehi desired not to watch and they did scoff at us. Then did they turn and walk into the building as if they were going to church.

24. And the girl with the large chest did begin to bend over, and just as she was almost all the way bent over, yea, I was awakened by a knock at my door. And I cursed the door with a mighty cursing, for my dream was the greatest dream ever. And I did answer the door, and it was Nephi.

25. And I spake unto Nephi and did tell him the dream that I had, save it be I did not tell him the part where he and his father cursed me, yea, I did leave that part out so as not to offend him, and cause contention amongst us. Nevertheless, I did tell him about the part where I spilt my seed upon my sheets while I dreamt.

26. And I did say unto him that I had much hope that it was a vision, yea, perhaps even a vision that my prophecy of the girl with the large chest would come true. And I was hopeful that my vision was true. But yea, I did doubt it would be true, for I did have many similar dreams, though none so good as this one, and I did spill my seed much during sleep. Nevertheless, none of my previous dreams had yet come true.

27. And Nephi spake unto me saying: Laban, I fear the adversary doth havest thee in his clutches, for thou doth seek after matters of the flesh and turneth thy back on the things of god, for thy dream was filled with sensual passions, and filthy abominations of every kind, and did have nothing redeemable. And ye did lust in thy heart and commit whoredoms in thy mind, yea, nothing that was good was in that dreadful dream. And because ye spilt seed, ye did agree with thy wicked dream. And because ye spilt seed upon thy sheets, yea, even sacred seed that is meant for the giving of life, ye must repent, for spilling seed on thy sheets is an abomination. Wherefore I desire thee to meet with my father and confess thy sins and seek his forgiveness and counsel, for my father is a man of god, yea even the only man who speaks for god, and he does hold the keys to forgiveness.

28. And I did say to Nephi: Nay, for I need not thy father's advice. Nevertheless, I desire to wax strong by lifting stones today. Wilt thou spot me?

29. And Nephi did ignore my attempt to change the subject, and spake unto me: But what if my father sayest unto thee that thy dream is a vision, yea, even a prophesy. Would thou not desire to know that? For my father is a man of god, and he does prophesy, wherefore he can tell ye if thy dream be true. But if thy dream be not true, yea, ye must repent.

30. And I did suspect Nephi did attempt trickery of me, for he did change his tone. But, nevertheless, I did agree, for I did desire to know if my dream was true, wherefore I did schedule a meeting with Lehi. And Nephi did request my father to join me. Wherefore, it was scheduled to take place at my home.

31. And it came to pass that this meeting would begin the conspiracy against my father. Yea, for thus would begin Lehi's coveting of my father's brass plates, and the conspiracy of Lehi and Nephi to illegally secure my father's plates against my father's objections.

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